I’m catching onto my parent’s plans. They’re getting rid of me, and this is the beginning of the end.
17 years in the same house and naturally being afraid of change, and now we get a puppy, rearrange my room (without me asking), and a fence??? My parents are slowly shifting into the empty-nester phase in life.
The other night I came home to them sitting in my basement, eating Chinese food, watching Bridesmaids with the puppy passed out in his bed. And I realized, this probably all they’re going to do once I’m completely gone…but I’m not gone yet.
I’m slowly being phased out, and being replaced by 6 pounds of apricot colored Cockapoo.